101 Purple Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Hey there, purple lover! 💜 Are you ready for a fun, punny ride through the world of purple? From juicy grapes to lavender fields and eggplants, purple isn’t just a color—it’s also a world of laughter. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends, sharing puns on social media, or just enjoying some fun wordplay, these purple puns are sure to make your day brighter and more colorful!

Let’s get started with 101 juicy purple puns that will leave you laughing until you turn purple in the face!

What Are Purple Puns? 💜

Purple puns are a special type of wordplay that use the color purple and things related to it—like grapes, lavender, violets, and eggplants—to create humor. A pun typically uses words that have multiple meanings or that sound alike to create a funny twist. When you combine the word “purple” with other words or situations, you get a creative and funny way to look at the world.

Now that you know what purple puns are, let’s dive into the fun!

101 Hilarious Purple Puns to Make You Smile 💜

Classic Purple Puns

1. Orange you glad you didn’t choose purple?
2. I feel like a grape sometimes—just waiting to be raisin my value!
3. Lavender is so flower-ful it makes everything purple!
4. The eggplant’s always on point. It’s got that purple perfection!
5. I might be feeling blue, but I’m just one grape away from turning purple!
6. When life gives you purple grapes, make wine and enjoy the fruit-ful moments!
7. You’re the purple to my rainbow!
8. Don’t feel down, just grape the day by the bunch!
9. I tried to think of a better joke, but I guess it just didn’t have enough zest to turn it purple.
10. What did the violet say to the rose? “Stop being so sour, I’m just purple!”

Fruit-Themed Purple Puns

11. What do you call a purple fruit that’s really good at telling jokes? A raisin star!
12. Why did the grape refuse to talk? Because it was feeling a little too squashed to speak.
13. I was thinking of writing a book about a grape, but I decided to make it more raisin-able instead.
14. I’m having a grape day. Don’t you just love when your life is full of purple juicy moments?
15. What’s a purple fruit’s favorite exercise? Juice-ing up!
16. Don’t you love a good grape? They are always on the vine for a good time!
17. Why are purple grapes so great at playing hide and seek? Because they are the hidden gems!
18. I don’t need a reason to feel good—I’m grape-ful for the purple!
19. Orange you glad we’re not talking about just apples? Because purple grapes bring more peel to the party!
20. The grape didn’t want to hang out with the orange—it was feeling a little too sour for its taste.

Lavender & Floral-Themed Purple Puns

21. I’m feeling extra lavender-ious today!
22. Don’t flower around with me, just give me some lavender puns!
23. You lavender the best—always so purple-ly amazing!
24. Lavender is the color of calmness… but add a bit of purple, and you’ve got stress-free serenity!
25. How does lavender grow so well? It knows how to flower into its purple potential!
26. My favorite scent? Lavender, of course—it’s totally purple-fied!
27. The violet flowers said, “We have the best sense of purple humor!”
28. Lavender-scented air is the ultimate way to purple-ly relax after a long day.
29. Purple flowers make everything blossom into something beautiful!
30. Lavender is the purple perfume of peace.

Eggplant & Purple Vegetable Puns

31. Why did the eggplant get promoted? It was just too purple to ignore!
32. What do you call an eggplant who loves rock music? A purple rocker!
33. The eggplant had the best zest for life—it was always purple-ly amazing!
34. I don’t have a favorite vegetable, but I’ll admit, eggplants are just egg-squisite in purple!
35. Eggplants might be purple, but they are the best at vegging out in style!
36. You can call me egg-cited, because I’m in love with this purple veggie!
37. Eggplants are so purple-ly perfect—they can’t help but be the best vegetable at the table!
38. What do you call a purple vegetable that’s good at playing guitar? An egg-celent rockstar!
39. I asked the eggplant about life, and it told me it’s all about purple-ly patience.
40. If you want a solid vegetable with a bit of flair, go for the eggplant! It knows how to be purple-ly amazing.

Purple Food Puns

41. I don’t trust eggplants; they are always up to something shady and purple.
42. Why are purple grapes so sweet? Because they are the fruit of the vine!
43. I tried to bake an eggplant pie, but it was too purple-ly sweet for my taste.
44. You can’t have a purple-ly good time without some delicious grape desserts!
45. Purple vegetables are just egg-squisite!

Royal Purple Puns

46. I’m feeling so royal, like I just stepped into a purple palace!
47. Purple is the color of royalty, but I prefer to think of myself as a grape ruler!
48. Why is purple always considered royalty? Because it’s the royal fruit of the color wheel!
49. What do you call the king of all fruit? The purple grape!
50. I’m the queen of the purple kingdom, and the grapes are my loyal subjects!

More Fun Purple Puns

51. I know what’s purple and full of fun? A bunch of jokes about grapes!
52. You’ve grape expectations for my purple humor, and I’m just here to deliver!
53. If purple was a feeling, I would call it grape joy!
54. What did the purple grape say to the green grape? “Stop raisin your expectations!”
55. Sometimes you’ve got to peel away from negativity and just enjoy the grape things!
56. You’ve got to squeeze out the joy in life, just like a ripe purple grape!
57. Life’s too short to not enjoy a good raisin joke!
58. I’ll never peel away from my love for purple jokes!
59. I’m grape-ful for every little purple thing in my life!
60. I can’t lavender enough jokes about purple—it’s the best!

More Lavender-Themed Puns

61. Lavender is the perfect color to calm the mind. It’s like a purple spa for the soul!
62. Purple just lavender the way to my heart! I can’t get enough of it.
63. I’d be lavender happy to tell you more jokes about purple things!
64. You can call me lavender because I’m always soothing to be around!
65. Don’t stress! Just lavender your way to a calm, purple day!

Purple Fashion Puns

66. I’m feeling purple-ly stylish today!
67. This purple dress? It’s so egg-squisite, I might just wear it to the royal ball!
68. I can’t decide between the purple sweater or the purple shoes. What can I say? I love to go lavender all out!
69. Purple suits me—it’s the royal way to dress!
70. This shade of purple makes me feel like I’m walking on a royal runway!

Funny Purple Food and Drink Puns

71. What do you call a purple drink that keeps you refreshed? A grape-tastic beverage!
72. I tried making a purple smoothie, but it was a bit too grape-ful for me.
73. I think I’m addicted to purple smoothies. They’re smooth-ly delicious!
74. My favorite smoothie? The one with extra purple berries!
75. The grape juice is so purple-ly amazing, I might just drink it all day!

Purple Mood Puns

76. Feeling blue? Just add some purple and you’re grape-ful for the change!
77. I’m in a purple mood today—everything just feels right!
78. I’m so purple today, I might just explode with joy!
79. When life gets tough, I turn to purple and let it squeeze away the stress!
80. If you want to cheer up, just add a little purple to your life!

Purple Animal Puns

81. What do you call a purple bird? A violet-finch!
82. The purple fish was the talk of the sea—it had such zest for life!
83. You’ve got to see this eggplant-eating squirrel! It’s totally purple!
84. I saw a purple rabbit today. It was hopping around with zest!
85. A purple pig is still a pig, but it’s the most grape pig you’ll ever meet!

Purple Workday Puns

86. I’m feeling grape at work today! Let’s squeeze this to the finish line!
87. I’m going to lavender my way to success today—no stopping me!
88. Purple means success. Today’s all about squeezing out those wins!
89. Purple is my productivity color—it makes me feel zesty and unstoppable!
90. I lavender to work harder and smarter every day!

Purple Travel Puns

91. If you want to see the world in purple, you’ve got to go to the lavender fields!
92. I traveled to a purple city—it was like a grape dream come true!
93. I’m going to a grape country next. It’s going to be purple-ly perfect!
94. There’s nothing like a purple sunset to end a day of adventure!
95. I’m planning to travel in style, wearing my purple outfit!

Random Purple Puns

96. This joke is so purple, it’s practically bursting with fun!
97. What’s the best part of purple? The grape possibilities!
98. Purple makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
99. I just squeezed in a few extra purple jokes—hope you liked them!
100. What’s the world’s best color? Purple, because it’s egg-squisite every time!
101. I’m the purple king of puns!

Conclusion: Go Ahead, Get Purple with Laughter! 💜

There you have it—1o1 purple puns that are bursting with fun, joy, and a little bit of sass! Whether you’re laughing with friends, sharing a pun on social media, or just looking to brighten your day with some purple humor, these puns will surely do the trick.

So go ahead, share these with others and let the laughter spread. After all, when life gives you purple, you might as well squeeze out the humor!